I am on my second morning without coffee, and I am a tightly-wound ball of aggression. My husband says it will take three days off the caffeine before I am back to myself, and to him I say, “Screw you, you coffee-a-holic bastard!” (sorry, Honey, that’s the addict speaking)
I seriously feel like I could rip someone’s head off, preferably someone walking out of Starbucks. Specifically, someone walking out of Starbucks carrying tea. You and I both know anyone who orders tea at Starbucks is a pretentious, heartless, republican! (sorry, tea drinkers and republicans, again, the addict speaking.) I am sure Starbucks’ tea is delicious and lots of democrats drink it on a daily basis. Also, it fights off heart disease and various other crappy conditions, but let’s face it, it’s not COFFEE!
Here is a link to all the benefits of drinking green tea, whatever, blah, blah, blah.
For an explanation regarding my abrupt coffee withdrawal, see my post: https://storiesformymom.wordpress.com/2012/09/10/who-is-allergic-to-lettuce/
For republicans, forgive me; I need a twelve-step program. Here is a link to a republican who doesn’t scare me: