There is a drawer in my kitchen where I keep potatoes, onions, garlic, and shallots. I cook pretty much every night, so I am constantly replenishing this drawer. Recently, I took the food out in order to wipe up all the onion skins that littered the bottom on the drawer. Waaayyyy in the back, I found a bird. Not a literal bird, but a garlic bird. My unused garlic bulb had grown a beak. His name is Luigi and I plan to leave him on my kitchen window sill until he turns gray and dies.