On Monday, I confessed that I had gained three pounds this winter. (YES! I know I actually gained five pounds; you really don’t need to remind me).
I wanted to update you on operation eat-less-candy. I spent the week depriving myself of peanut butter cups and when I got on the scale this morning, I had lost ZERO pounds.
Frustrated, I did what every slightly vain forty-four-year-old woman would do; I took a Prozac and bought a new scale. Scale number two blinked its digital display cheerfully and declared that I had NOT gained three or even five pounds this winter; I GAINED SIX!
I am not going to let this get me down. (That is not totally true; I will probably mope for another hour or so). I am going to continue with my CRP (candy reduction plan) and I may add a few other foods to the list, like delicious bread and gouda cheese, but I draw the line at spaghetti. I am not fricken’ giving up spaghetti; that would be barbaric.