My four-year-old daughter has a set of toys she plays with in the bathtub, which includes Naked Barbie. Over the past several months, I have often found Naked Barbie in very compromising positions, and when this happens, I always blame my husband. I am convinced that Tim is manipulating Naked Barbie into promiscuous poses in an attempt to scandalize me, but no matter how often I accuse him, he always vehemently denies it.
Today when I got in the shower I found Naked Barbie canoodling with My Pretty Pony. I immediately phoned my husband and when he answered his cell I said, “There is NO WAY My Pretty Pony simply fell in that position.”
Tim laughed and laughed and laughed. “It was me!” he admitted. “It was totally me.”